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[$The Wolf]

New thread: you tell me what I should txt back to a bitch, First response first. S/o to @Drunk for the idea.

Rules: Fuck rules. Go crazy pervs.


First bitch: Elisa (ex)

[$The Wolf]

First txt:

me: "Hey cutie"

her: "Hiii"

[Kevyn]

the things i'd do to her, wow.

O.T:Whats good baby cakes

[$SwanZiE]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

P.S. post pictures

[$The Wolf]

SwanZiE, on 11 August 2014 - 02:16 PM, said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

P.S. post pictures

Roflllll shorter please cba to txt all that

I'll post pic from now on

[Kyle]

Be like get in my bed pls baby

[Drunk]

Post pic of the chat but block # and name obviously.

[$The Wolf]

http://www.mossgiant.xyz/up/fbf0cae9e7817c2e81caf371a827431a.png

@ @$SwanZiE @ @Drunk

Lol at the double txt


start now, nothing long please cba to type paragraphs

[$Pink]

That depends on if you plan on suckin this dick

[$SwanZiE]

''Yeah, sure. I've been saving something up for you.''


Bonus troll

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