What a weekend it was for everyone involved with the Corrupt Pure Juggernaut. On top of outpulling and outperforming everyone in F2P yesterday, we continued the standard of excellence in the P2P Server. Our "Rivals" a.k.a cheap fodder, couldn't even compete, prompting them to go snipe VR or whatever the fuck in an attempt to save face with their members.
Today we left G.E with 70 clan slumping and ended with 60, battle hardened legionnaires. We dominated the scene today, and as it stands, there remain only two clans worthy of mention in the wilderness (YOU KNOW WHO U ARE FOE).
Shout outs
@$Toxine for losing a whip and a topic
@$Andre for getting that HC swag
Every member of CP for showing the next level of dedication not present in any other clan
@@Chain .....chain69 cc big war today join now!
Jordai
Victory
Corrupt Pures vs. Cluster
So we started out by tracking the scent of failed hype, and we found ourselves in the wilderness next to The Last Pures, which isn't all that bad if you consider the fact that we nearly doubled their pull. The fight eventually dragged into west graves where, by some sort of ironic fate, our friends Rede-de-de-de-demption joined.
Because my fuck you @Kyle|Barrage game is stronk
We pulled the fight to multi where TLP came to chase. Low on food + opts, the TLP members dropped like their GPA's after listening to the cancer that is Hanuman for a whole summer. We dipped when FOE crashed because really, do we need to start everything!?!?!?
Corrupt Pures vs. Eruption of Insecuriies, Self-Doubt and Financial Destitution
It has become a chore of late to teach EOP the do's and don'ts of their existence. We rolled up to Chaos Alter hearing that EOP's 80-40 pull was getting dicked by some odd clan again. Like a traine dog, they logged/tele'd/died to a stream of actual pures.
With the help of EOP themselves, we were able to recreate this scene for your viewing pleasure.
Corrupt Pures vs. Cluster
We then picked up on the scent of failed hype, again, which led us to Old Fog. We joined the fight between TLP and FOE, inadvertently saving TLP from the major dicking that FOE was administering, like a gay furry that found.... another gay furry. FOE dipped, regrouping at lower levels of the wilderness and we proceeded to mop up TLP before FOE had regrouped and rejoined the frey. Idk what happened after that, because personally, my landlord came in and I had to hide all my weed n shit
Somewhere during this time, we heard that Solo had lost a month's worth of pay Poor guy #ripags
Corrupt Pures vs. Rede-de-de-de-de-demption ft. Failed Hype
I mean, it had gotten to the point where Redemption was hitting TLP in single! Isn't it weird that the two clans that call CP out for going to single all the time found themselves in single yet again? Like fuck these hypocrites
At this point, we were showcased @Jordai and @Victory 's shitty 1 vs 1 pking abilities.
Btw, at this point EOP ​had decided to end and go snipe VR. #PridePassionBelief
Corrupt Pures vs. Fatality
This topic is full of banter, but a real shout out goes to Fatality. Knowing they were down about 5-10, they decided to give us a fight anyways at Al-Kharid; With such a disparity in numbers, it was a surprise that they stood and fought. Huge complements to the Ron Jeremy sized testicles of Fatality. @lee
Corrupt Pures Starting: 55 |â–º| Ending: 42 people falled in.
Fatality Starting: 45?|â–º| Ending: 15
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