35 replies to this topic

[$Andre]

Mad at CP and not sure why?

Consider the following explanations:

• We have closed your clan (probably several times).
  
  
• We have booted you from CP.
  
  
• We have been open for 12 years straight without closing.
  
  
• We have slumped your clan to single digit pulls.
  
  
• We have flamed you resulting in you becoming a pussy in game as well as IRL.
  
  
• You have probably made a main just to snipe us.
  
  
• We are the reason you have 57 woodcutting.
  
  
• We are the reason your leadership probably bought a $3.50 booter to compete.
  
• We're white, rich and handsome and probably fucked your 6/10 girlfriend just for a laugh.

Majority disagreeing with this are the many of many that are not CP that have a G.E.D or attend a community college and overweight and socially awkward.

We are the best. No amount of bitter utter retarded inbred, uneducated man children will ever change that.

I'm a part of the most successful clan this game has ever seen.

The best members.

The best staff.

The best elders.

We're the best.

Found this hidden gem on @$Tristin 's profile lmfao

[Drunk]

Vintage @$Tristin.

Get good you fucking ugly rejects.

[$Flop]

all true :3

[@Anton]

Flop, on 10 May 2017 - 11:28 AM, said:

all true :3

[Ezena]

suck a dick

[$Deziqn]

Pretty much

[$Ftw]

Slumping EOP since 2010

[$Sam]

Shit clans stay ez.

Even our bench team triggers clans atm lmfao.

[@Blue]

cucks lmao

[PizzaHutt]

lol good shit