Community Status Updates
Drunk
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Jan 30 2017 11:47 AM
X O
Back from the dead and it seems I have a new clan to kill , you did this to yourself deadtality currently buying 50 max mains to go along with my 175 other max mains you're done
Jan 30 2017 09:46 AM
$Sam
Fatality cancelled both preps to fight sup instead. They'll be seeing us next weekend.
Jan 29 2017 08:57 PM