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[Sinz]

Somewhat of a long story. Tl;dr at the bottom for you lazy twats.

Several years ago, I had been work-studying at a career center across the street from my high school. Pretty basic computer networking course, with added in certification to be given the title of "PC Technician".

Anyways, so if you've never been to or don't know what a career center is, it's sort of a school for the trades. Instructor gets a call that a printer downstairs in the Child Care course isn't working properly. The instructor promptly sends myself and a classmate named Cody down there to investigate.

*knock knock*

"We're here about the printer", I say. 18 girls(at least 5 of them pregnant) look over to the door and start giggling the way that annoying teenage girls giggle. I guess you could say it was a class full of hoes.

Cody decides to take the dangerous route of going right down the center of the classroom, pitting himself in the middle of an ocean of less than tasteful young women.

I walked around the outside perimeter of desks, glancing over at my comrade and praying he makes the journey alone.

*whack*

My ass got slapped by a trashy girl in the classroom. An eruption of laughter fills the room. The cackling of slutty girls is almost enough to make me lose my composure, but I fought the pressure and remained professional. Cody on the other hand, fairs much better than myself, having only had to endure a few cat calls from the crowd.

We both arrive to the other side of the room and by telepathic thought, we knew he had to get the hell out of there ASAP, the only stipulations that we remain professional and fix the god damn printer.

I bend over to check the cables in the back of the printer, only to be hit by several pencils thrown at my ass by the living garbage in the class. All of the connections looked good. We power-cycled the printer and had the whore wrangler print off a test page for us. No dice. Cody flips the lid of the printer and pulls out the toner cartridge to shake, in order to determine if it was a lack of toner causing one of the myriad of issues within that classroom. He opens the tab securing the cartridge and gives it a good pull.

Almost immediately he yells out "SHIT" at the top of his lungs. He pinched his finger when he pulled on the toner. I didn't think that something like that could hurt so bad until I remembered he was a total pussy. There was almost a deafening silence that overtook the room, as I held together from laughing.

A childlike "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" was then emitted from the mouth of every single Child Care student in the room.

We had to get out of there.

Cody apologizes to the class and the instructor before claiming that the toner cartridge was the issue. The dreadful walk back to the door of the classroom was just as traumatic as it had been 3 minutes prior.

We had no idea what was wrong with the fucking printer, but we're glad that we made it out of there with our dicks not the in mouths of girls who were being trained to watch over children.

TL;DR: Sent to fix printer. Was sexually harassed by a classroom of sluts. Made an excuse to keep from any further humiliation.

[$Andy]

lies

[Sinz]

Andy, on 22 March 2013 - 12:54 AM, said:

lies

No sah.

[`Lodi]

That was a wonderful story. I had no clue this is what would be looking after my future children.

[@Chain]

Good read

[$Merk]

^
I thought this would end up in a porno scene or something.

[Cronus]

Merk, on 22 March 2013 - 07:14 AM, said:

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I thought this would end up in a porno scene or something.

shit i woulda started hoppin around like a fing dancing bear