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"Hi, my name is Sam and I have been playing RuneScape for 6 months now. I love training combat, but some better equipment and armour would really help me. I want to buy Bonds and swap them for some ganodermic armour. I might finally be able to join my friends on a Nex run!"

AKA pays jagex $ for better armour


"Hi, my name is Jessica and I have been playing RuneScape for three years. My free friends would really like to play with me but they can’t always afford membership and I don’t like playing on the free world. I’m going to give my friends Bonds as gifts, which they can redeem for membership so we can hang out together."

AKA use your money to pay jagex for other people's membership. (Previously not allowed)


NOTICE how bonds are $5 / 14 days of membership, therefore ~ $10 / month of membership. Sneaky, sneaky.


Hi, I am Katie and I’m embarrassed to admit it but I bought gold from a gold farming site. The website re-used my parent’s credit card details and racked up thousands of dollars in fraudulent online purchases. They contacted the police but were told there was nothing they could do to help as the website is based in China and the bloody website is still running!

(Doesn't get banned because Jagex knows she will buy bonds after getting her own credit card (which her parents will give her).)


"Hi, my name is Lisa and I have been a dedicated clan leader before you even launched citadels back in 2011! I run a clan of over 100, but many don't have regular membership which fragments our group and means some of the clan get left out. We are a tight group and very much look after each other - our clan will work together using the new Bonds system to help our clan members who cannot afford membership. Our clan is going to be the best in the world!"

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Hi, I am t0m_thumb and I searched the web for ways to make gold. I downloaded Powerbot and it installed a malware on my computer. My RuneScape account, Facebook, Twitter and email were all hacked and my bank account has been completely wiped out.

Will definitely buy bonds to get back some gold in-game.


I am a8jk13tjkp and I am a corrupt gold farmer. I’ve scammed, hijacked, DDoSed and defrauded millions of RuneScape players over the years. Now that players can trade Bonds with each other in exchange for any in-game resources, my business is completely screwed!

I am actually Jagex pretending to be a gold farmer. I've scammed money from kid's parents who aren't smart enough to make money in a game. Now that players can trade Bonds with each other, my business is gonna make bank!



Don't be fooled. Jagex just wants your money. They know that gold farmers make a lot of $ on their game. These new bonds are Jagex's attempt at getting their hands on those lost profits. They claim this is a money sink, but I don't see how. GP isn't being removed from the game. Bonds only originate by being purchased from Jagex for IRL $. They are then transferred between players and exchanged for memberships or spins. If gold farmers are in fact forced to drop their prices to match the drop in demand, gold will be so cheap even I might start buying.

[EDIT: Apparently once a bond is traded it becomes untradeable, and in order to make it tradeable again, there is a 10% fee based on the GE price to make it tradeable again. This is the money sink they speak of.]

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lol we need bonds in old school
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solution: go play gta v

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View PostiP K E D, on 26 September 2013 - 06:22 AM, said:

solution: go play gta v


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View PostFtw, on 26 September 2013 - 06:57 AM, said:

View PostiP K E D, on 26 September 2013 - 06:22 AM, said:

solution: go play gta v

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View PostFtw, on 26 September 2013 - 06:57 AM, said:

View PostiP K E D, on 26 September 2013 - 06:22 AM, said:

solution: go play gta v





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