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[$Flop]

Long ago in the land of mossies there was a girl whose name was Drunk and his brother lukumkberries. Drunk was a shy girl whose dad a mom was a moss giant. Luke the skeleton who was adopted his original mother and father went to fight in the great war of koolaluktarasappyka.

They lived by a magical pond with beautiful Lilly pads and invisible frogs whose poop combined with drunk and lukes poop fertilized the ground around mossies which gave life to the land and greenary grew there. :3

This was eerything drunk wanted, the only thing drunk didn't have was a penis, because he was a girl. So one day Drunk wished for a penis in the magical pond and a man appeared from underneath the pond. Drunk looked at the man in the pond and wondered how he got there so she asked him and he replied "57 woodcutting".

Drunk did not understand what he meant by this.

so one day she asked her dad and he was all lyk D:
and drunk was all lyk o.o
and he was lyk "WHO TOLD U DIS@!!@!"
and drunk was all lyk =[
and her dad was lyk :@
and the man in the pond was lyk =[ coz he was hungry and hadn't pked coz he sucks
and then drunk was all lyk :3 to the man in the pond who later touched her inappropiatelly
and drunks dad was lyk OMG A PKER

Drunks dad then hit the man in the face with his club of justice

and then the man was lyk WAT DA FAK@!!@
and i was lyk meow
and then i cuddled a scorpion :3
and drunk was lyk D:
and the man in the pond said "noobs" as he bronze scimitared drunks family =[
and then drunk was lyk =[
and i was lyk D: coz i lyk making random faces :3
and da man from da pond was lyk "i am sowwie i will grant u 1 wish"

at that momment drunk knew what he wanted and instantly told the man that he wanted to look lyk justin bieber.

So from that day on Drunk was no longer a noob and mossgiants are our family :3

[Connor]

LOL

[$Flop]

i was bored =[

[$Sil3nt]

Legend

the only thing drunk didn't have was a penis  

Lollolol

[$David]

l0l

[$Ftw]

Lmfao nice story

[$Franco]

l0l

[$Humble]

LOLOLOLOL

[$Merk]

l0l0l0l "D:" "=[" ":3" all over ur story