BOSS FAIL!
#1
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:16 PM
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and
he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the
guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
#2
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:17 PM
obv skipper
she send me pictures to my iphone
then I gotta clear em cause my girl be checking my phone
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#3
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:18 PM
| Corrupt Pures | Elder | Corrupt Since 09' | #Clan-CP |
"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself.
Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."
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2009-2012
#4
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:18 PM
Founder of the following terms:
Ah yes, heh, pffff, ye bro etc, yea bro?, _______ in 2k16?, k9k, rif rof
@Leader 2012-2014
Part of the ^Elder unit that can kill your clan in a heartbeat.
#5
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:19 PM
#6
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:19 PM
Davidâ„¢, on 27 January 2012 - 09:17 PM, said:
obv skipper
Part of the ^Elder unit that can kill your clan in a heartbeat.
#7
Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:21 PM
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:28 PM
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