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[Alex]

Today on this fine evening, CP set out with 65 Men with Long Schlongs ready to slap anyone with them. I'd be lying if I said today wasn't easy, heh.

S/O

Everyone who attended

RD/Sup for sucking our long schlongs

TLP/FOE for teaming and still sucking lmfao

Corrupt Pures Vs Final Ownage Ft The Last Queers

We started off by rushing FO south of hills hut. We quickly pulled out scims and chased them north with bows afterwards. Soon enough their boyfriends, The Last Queers, came in thinking they're tough or w.e. So we took a quick fall in and rushed them both into single and back to edge.

Corrupt Pures Vs. Fatality

We rushed Fatality west of CA, we were quick to send most of them to lumby/fally/edge etc. Later on Final Ownage rushed in holding hands with none other than their boyfriends, The Last Queers. We got a fall in a bit south of where the fight took place in order to avoid the gay engaged couple.

Corrupt Pures Vs. Final Ownage

We then once again, rushed Fo. We were sniping them out one by one easts of graves. Guess what? TLP crashes once again, heh.

Corrupt Pures Vs. Fatality

We were hungry for more pussy, so we took our long shlong and stuck it inside Fi just east of corp, our long shlong was so deep in it pushed them all the way near 26 hill. We dipped knowing TLP+Fo were about to crash and Fi was basically cleared.

Corrupt Pures Vs. The Last Queers & Final Ownage

We got word that Fo+TLP were fighting each other at corp, SURPRISINGLY. Dr. Shlong decided to give them a bit of their own medicine. We gently put the tip of our shlongs inside of them and sent them to edgeville bank.

Corrupt Pures Vs. Fatality

We rushed Fi at vents and quickly got a bunch of kills right off the start. We were dominating the fight until Supremacy rushed us and we dipped thinking it was TLP.

Corrupt Pures Vs. Supremacy/Zu/Redemption

We started off fighting Supremacy southeast corp and bashing our scims in their skulls. Zerg Unit crashed and we decided to let them battle it out since Supremacy was no match for us. Our RD leak let us know they were about to interrupt Zu/SUP. They ran right into us and right back to edge, KYP.

Corrupt Pures Vs. The Last Queers Ft Boyfriends Fo

We rushed TLP south of gap and quickly punished them all the way to Lava Gate. We got word their boyfriends, FO, were just east of them ready to crash for them. We pulled west towards north mossies getting ready for the 1v2. TLP thought they were pushing us and flaming then quickly got fucked up and sent back to edge.

We also fucked up TLP at castle where they called SUP/Fo, I'd say it was a pretty boring fight considering they all ended.

We tried getting a clean 1v1 vs Fo, but since their boyfriends ended they weren't interested in another beat down.

0[23:05] <06[CP]Victory> hey
00[23:05] <06[CP]Victory> tlp and fi both ended
00[23:05] <06[CP]Victory> lets have a clean 1v1
[23:05] <06[Foe]Adhi_Daddy> cbf ur going to hug dwarfs
[23:05] <06[Foe]Adhi_Daddy> i mean
[23:05] <06[Foe]Adhi_Daddy> mossies
00[23:05] <06[CP]Victory> hugging dwarfs?
[23:06] <06[Foe]Adhi_Daddy>  mossies mossies mossies mossies mossies mossies mossies
00[23:06] <06[CP]Victory> so u dont want a clean 1v1 now tlp + fi has ended
00[23:06] <06[CP]Victory> nice.

[Naseer]

[$Fatal]

Feels good to be #1.  Great job today, boys.

[$Merk]

Solid pull, we did work. Shame clans ended early, thanks for the loot/action though!

[$Sam]

Good topic Alex.
Was fun today killed everything.

[$Shiny]

good smacking rd/tLp/suP

[Eriik]

fuck yeah guys :DD

[Alex]

Didn't even use our homeland to our advantage today, still came out on top.

[$Wata]

GJ BOYS was phun

[$Luke]

Honestly the easiest trip I've ever been on. So easy I didn't even have to be there for my boys to pull through and shrek everyone. But I'll be there tomorrow, so watch out @FOE @FI and whatever other clans still exist lol