

Funny Pickup Lines
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$iP K E D
, Nov 08 2012 10:57 AM
#1
Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:57 AM

#2
Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:59 AM

Do you work in Subway?
Because your giving me a footlong..
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Because your giving me a footlong..
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#3
Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:59 AM

If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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Corrupted, since 2009
@Leader of #Team-B, 2009-2012
@Warlord of team #Dutchies, 2011-2012
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#4
Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:02 AM

Do you have pet insurance?
Because i'm about to destroy your pussy...
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Because i'm about to destroy your pussy...
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#5
Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:19 AM

How much does a polar bear weight
just enough to break the ice
just enough to break the ice
@Leader 2010-2012
^Elder Dec. 2012~
#6
Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:23 AM

i lyk ur face :3
Part of the ^Elder unit that can kill your clan in a heartbeat.
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#7
Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:54 AM

#8
Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:07 PM

#9
Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:27 PM

We should have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
#10
Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:27 PM

Wow I thought I was gay before I saw you
Part of the ^Elder unit that can kill your clan in a heartbeat.
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