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Your best stand up joke

Started by $Inu , Apr 06 2016 04:32 PM

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$Inu

Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:32 PM

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You're at a bar as a stand up comedian. You have to make a good first impression, or your knees will get weak, arms will be heavy, and you will probably vomit your last meal of spaghetti onto your sweater. What joke do you go for?

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Doglet

Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:35 PM

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Hey did you just fall from heaven?

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Tainted_One

Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:45 PM

God Emperor

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Monica Lewinski announced she will not be voting for Hillary in 2016.

She said the last Clinton in the white house left a bad taste in her mouth

DONALD TRUMP - NOT RACIST BUT #1 WITH RACISTS

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$SwanZiE

Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:52 PM

another you

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moms spaghetti

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Tony`

Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:53 PM

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Listen, my name is tony either you all laugh or i rape the woman you came with.

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Sunny

Posted 06 April 2016 - 05:35 PM

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knock knock

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Twisted

Posted 06 April 2016 - 06:21 PM

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not a standup joke but this is all i got:

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

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A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.