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[BATHING APE]

........DID YOU JUST SAY YOU HATE BLOWJOBS?

[Adept Ltd]

lololololololol

[Kevo]

This is a great story lol

[Adam]

Saint Andrew, on 21 January 2013 - 02:40 PM, said:

For flying fucks sake, you're a totall tool. I feel sorry for your girlfriend, really I do.

Rules of Anal Sex:

• Lube, Lube and more fucking Lube
  
• Relax, make her feel safe and that the experience is worth while for both of you
  
• Start off slow, since it's her first time she isn't used to the feeling
  
• Don't just try one sex position - try a number which makes her feel best
  
• For the bottom, opening your arse will help for the first few seconds which you put your small penis in
  
• I'm at a loss to why you had shit everywhere, you must be fucking stupid to have Anal being going to the toilet, even if you need to go you're doing it wrong somewhere down the line
  
• Finally, never do Anal again without fucking Lube you dumb shitface

I never said there was shit anywhere, she said it just felt like she was shitting because it was her first time. The real problem was that my dick has to much girth to it, so it was hard for her to take it, and I am not a complete dick head who likes to cause pain to my girl friend for my own pleasure.

Also it was 4am, so we didn't really have the tools to make it fully work without her moaning causing the dam house to wake up. She moans like a cartoon girl lol.

[Newts]

toothpaste #1

[$Andy]

Step 1. Pick Up gun
Step 2. Pull trigger

[$David]

Andy, on 21 January 2013 - 05:10 PM, said:

Step 1. Pick Up gun
Step 2. Pull trigger

l0l

[$Shiny]

I had a boner than i saw andrews signature

[Rick`]

Saint Andrew, on 21 January 2013 - 02:40 PM, said:

For flying fucks sake, you're a totall tool. I feel sorry for your girlfriend, really I do.

Rules of Anal Sex:

• Lube, Lube and more fucking Lube
  
• Relax, make her feel safe and that the experience is worth while for both of you
  
• Start off slow, since it's her first time she isn't used to the feeling
  
• Don't just try one sex position - try a number which makes her feel best
  
• For the bottom, opening your arse will help for the first few seconds which you put your small penis in
  
• I'm at a loss to why you had shit everywhere, you must be fucking stupid to have Anal being going to the toilet, even if you need to go you're doing it wrong somewhere down the line
  
• Finally, never do Anal again without fucking Lube you dumb shitface

change your sig please

[Bloods of NY]

Saint Andrew, on 21 January 2013 - 02:40 PM, said:

For flying fucks sake, you're a totall tool. I feel sorry for your girlfriend, really I do.

Rules of Anal Sex:

• Lube, Lube and more fucking Lube
  
• Relax, make her feel safe and that the experience is worth while for both of you
  
• Start off slow, since it's her first time she isn't used to the feeling
  
• Don't just try one sex position - try a number which makes her feel best
  
• For the bottom, opening your arse will help for the first few seconds which you put your small penis in
  
• I'm at a loss to why you had shit everywhere, you must be fucking stupid to have Anal being going to the toilet, even if you need to go you're doing it wrong somewhere down the line
  
• Finally, never do Anal again without fucking Lube you dumb shitface

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