[CP]#1 Saturday Ft. Foe Destroyed x4 ~ 75 Peak

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Pure clanning has become simple. We as CP go up to the pure world, and we tell them to gimme dat.

Aww yis we get dat #1

We peaked at 75 Corrupt Pures and slowly broke FOE, like breaking in a new baseball glove. Normally, clans don't challenge us beyond 13 wilderness, but FOE believed that they were capable of challenging us.

Fools.

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Final Ownage for letting Alex WaaR get the keys.

Doom for pulling 40, continually pushing their ceiling with this rare pull.

CP members for showing up, doing work, really flexing those muscles

Supremacy for not being cunts. Thanks for not being cunty.

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Jordai

Guizmo

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By now, everyone knows how these fights go down. FOE attempt to hold the Chaos Altar Area, while CP attempts to bring things into higher level wilderness. It can be summarized by the diagram here:

Then EOP decided to crash from the west. Those fuckheads. So we moved around, dicked all clans and quickly got a regroup.

Corrupt Pures Starting: 75 |►| Ending: 61

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THE FIRST CRACKS IN FINAL OWNAGE ELITE START TO SHOW

This was a clean 1 vs 1 pkri, cleaner than a Mormon's urine sample. We were initially down 6, but we regrouped and moved this fight down to Chaos Altar.

With his men dying around him, our Warlord @Drunk rallied our soldiers together, and with a furious war cry, charged into the ranks of the British lobsterbacks. This was like 1776 all over again, with FOE disappearing from the battlefield.

Corrupt Pures Starting: 67 |►| Ending: 61

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So at this point, you can get the point that CP always wins. This fight was no different, although after the beating administered by yours truly, it's a surprise that FOE thought they could challenge us again.

Same place, same conditions, same results. This time however, we decided to play a little trick on FOE.

It seems as though these Brit Bongs only venture into the wilderness if they believe they have an upperhand on CP. So, we took our capes off and slowly retreated north, feigning retreat whilst luring the redcoats into an ambush.

EOP ended up stealing our hard work and walked FOE down :[ so we put them down like a mutt with rabies.

Corrupt Pures Starting: 65 |►| Ending: 66

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Somehow, somehow in the messed up world that is the Pure Community, FOE earnestly believed that they won the last two or three fights.

Are you fucked? Sorry, are you [Fi]Coucked?

The braindead brit bongs fought us at GDZ, because they were confident that they had the better members. They were confident that they could out return us, that their quality would somehow shine through.

Fuck the rest of the clans that participated, save Supremacy WHO WERE AWESOME BY THE WAY AND KILLED SOME ZENITH SPICS THAT TRIED TO CRASH OUR FIGHT.

At the end of the day, FOE called of their returns, broken and shattered as they returned to their townhouses. Banks were devastated by this desire to win. Members were distraught. This was all for @Holydreams, whose inability to manage foreign affairs had led to the situation where the most powerful clan in the world, THE CORRUPT MOTHER FUCKING PURES became his enemies.

Shame really.

Corrupt Pures Starting: 65 |►| Ending: 65

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