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Who would win: 40 450lb Silverback Gorilla Alpha Males vs. The Entire UFC Roster (500 fighters)

Started by $Luke , Sep 27 2016 03:34 PM

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 06:05 PM

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Jasper, on 27 September 2016 - 04:25 PM, said:

I think CP will win again.

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 06:17 PM

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 07:07 PM

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40 gorillas LOLO

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 07:43 PM

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No weapons = gorillas win m8

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 08:46 PM

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Ricke, on 27 September 2016 - 05:03 PM, said:

Six, on 27 September 2016 - 03:46 PM, said:

Not sure but I'd pay to see it

Humans win, they aint stupid enough not to bring guns to a 40 silverback gorilla fight...
As for a fist fight I'm pretty sure the gorillas would still fuck them up 1 by 1. I'm sure they'd crush a few skulls and break a few limbs. I doubt the UFC fighters could even harm them unless they went for their eyes.

That's what I was thinking like gorillas are pretty retarded but you aren't gonna be able to hurt them with your hands like you're gonna get ran through lmao

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 09:15 PM

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I'd take 12 gorillas out MYSELF.

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 10:55 PM

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Posted 28 September 2016 - 12:57 AM

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I think the UFC fighters honestly. The ratio the humans have would be too large for the Gorillas.

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Posted 28 September 2016 - 08:19 AM

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Drunk, on 28 September 2016 - 12:57 AM, said:

I think the UFC fighters honestly. The ratio the humans have would be too large for the Gorillas.

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Gorillas have no fucking tactics, just brute strength. If all of the UFC fighters focus on one, its donezo. Gorillas are fucking strong but theyre not some unstoppable killing machine, they don't just take punches to the face like a fucking wall. UFC fighters also aren't weak, their whole lives are built around fighting. Sure, some UFC fighters may die from one blow to the face, but gorillas are retarded and get scared easily so all you have to do is just pick em off one by one.

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